Pet Penguin in Japan Video

This is one smart penguin! I want one!

(Video narration ...
(Video narration starts) : It's happening in Japan ... Duh, no kidding, captain Obvious ! Truly strange things? happen almost exclusively in Japan !!!

If one Chinese saw ...
If one Chinese saw this penguin,they would have? kidnapped it

Animal ...
Animal Intelligence? Level: Asian

That penguin ...
That penguin strolls the street and demands his daily? fish like he's the godfather of town.

If I? was that ...
If I? was that penguin, I'd rather live with them than in the antarctic to survive.

anything can be ...
anything can be your pet if you want it? to be

ok now I want a pet ...
ok now I want a pet penguin. even though? i already have pets. but they are turtles so... I WANT A PENGUIN!! (O) ~ (o)

This penguin was ...
This penguin was rescued from a fish net, and when? they went to release him into the wild once he was healthy again, he refused to go back. Besides, it seems happy enough.

Penguins are not ...
Penguins are not meant to be pets for f**k's sake, do you have to be messed up? ALL THE TIME, Japan?

....You are aware ...
....You are aware that penguins have been known to go to Australia of their own free will? They're adapted to a cold environment, but I have never heard that they cannot? live in a warmer environment.

of? course theres a ...
of? course theres a penguin in japan

I believe this is ...
I believe this is an edited and dramatized clip.? Penguins are adapted to icy ground and it would certainly die very soon when treated in this way, mostly likely due to overheating, especially with a backpack that hinder heat dissipation. I hope its ordeal will end when the clip shooting is over. Humans always abuse other animals just for fun.

kawaii!!! (^_^)?
kawaii!!! (^_^)?

This made me laugh ...
This made me laugh.? I DON'T KNOW WHY!

The penguin was? ...
The penguin was? injured by a fish net and had a shock, then the Japanese adopted the penguin :)

it will got killed? ...
it will got killed? in chi-na

stop dressing your ...
stop dressing your kids with penguin? costumes...

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What is this? epic ...
What is this? epic western piano tune lol

Well? this is ...
Well? this is awkward.

penguins have ...
penguins have ALWAYS been my? favorite animal.

Cute?
Cute?

Swear the god that ...
Swear the god that things? gunna get kidnapped

The Japs? think of ...
The Japs? think of everything!

Thats? really ...
Thats? really f**ked up!

Ya right a penguin ...
Ya right a penguin could Walk around town all alone...?

I hope lala? ...
I hope lala? survived the quake & tsunami...its so cute!

This makes? me want ...
This makes? me want a penguin even moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! this is soooooo cute! hehehe

So sweet n cute.... ...
So sweet n cute......wish? to hv a penguin like this.....

peng-winning :O?
peng-winning :O?

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